The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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