i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I need to calm my uterus...
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Someone signed my nipple.
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