Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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