Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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