For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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