Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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