You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
