Where are you?
In a non slutty way
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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