I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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