yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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