Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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