He is an equal opportunity slut.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
