i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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