Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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