everyone is single if you try hard enough
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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