Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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