You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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