Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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