She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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