Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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