dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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