well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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