lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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