like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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