Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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