Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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