Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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