But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
