shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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