Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
