ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
How does it feel to date your dad?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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