Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
This couple is walking their pig around campus
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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