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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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