he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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