You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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