Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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