But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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