Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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