he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
it's like iHOP with fire
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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