What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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