FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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