So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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