nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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