at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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