idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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