What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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