How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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