Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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