Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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