yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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