Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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